Oh joy! A blog post.

Okay, okay. Let’s all just calm down and regroup. Deep breaths, everyone.

Has the year started off well for anyone? I mean, new administration aside, what the hell is going on? I’m feeling like I’ve been hit by a truck, and not in a good way.

Anyway, it’s clear that I’m not very good at this “blogging” thing (“Jogging, or Yogging, it may be a soft ‘j’” – ahaha, oh Will Ferrell*). I can’t keep up the momentum, and I don’t want to rant about the mundane details of my life (although I could and often do, in person. Interested? Text me!). So what I need, Bleeps (quick refresher: amalgam of “blog peeps”), is a raison d’etre. A theme, if you will. Something that will drive me to consistency and is interesting enough to keep people coming back. I will never be as cool and hip as That Austin Girl (fo reals! I know her in person and she is decidedly cool and hip), but I can try to just, you know, be myself, or whatever. Isn’t that what they teach us in school? Or therapy?

So I’m taking suggestions for the direction of this blog. All suggestions are welcome, though I can’t promise I’ll actually ACT on one or any of them. But I’d love to know what YOU, the PEOPLE, would be interested in reading about. Keep in mind that I am horrible at confrontation and averse to unusual or raw food products. You know, in case your suggestions involved picking fights with sushi chefs and chronicling the results.

Also, if anyone knows how to post my Twitter feed on this blog, um, help me. I can’t seem to figure it out.

Oh, yes, I am on Twitter. Apparently I can keep up with an application that only allows 140 characters. Go figure.

*this is a line from Anchorman, and I apologize for quoting it.